*In a Job Interview*
Interviewer: Why do you think you would be good hire for this particular company?
Me: Cause I am TRULY and 100% Out’chea.
Interviewer: I’m just gonna go ahead and hire you now because that was a real nigga response right there. You said your availability was what again?…..
australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago
because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership
because that’s the logical fucking thing to do